Are you unfortunate enough to have a birthday on Christmas Day? Actor Humphrey Bogart was born on Christmas Day. I know people born on or near major holidays. They get cheated out of presents. Either that or people overcompensate and give them too much.

My son is born on December 29 smack in the middle of Christmas/New Years week. He never suffered for lack of gifts. Since we were traveling so much that time of year there was no saying where hed be on his birthday. Most likely, everywhere.

But back to Humphrey Bogart. The actor famous for The African Queen and Casablanca really was born on Christmas Day, although lots of people .

ry for their loved ones, spending more than $3.5 billion doing so

198,000,000 – the number of roses grown for Valentine’s Day, 110 million of which will be delivered in the three day period leading up to Valentine’s Day

$116.21 – the average spending per consumer on Valentine’s Day

$5.04 – the amount of money that the average pet owner will spend on their pet for St Valentine’s Day

$3.41 – the amount of money the average person will spend on their co-workers

53 – the percent of women who would dump their boyfriends if they didn’t get them a Valentine’s Day gift.

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The fifth annual furry convention must have been very interesting to see. Furries are fans of anthropomorphized fictional characters characters in fiction, film, stage, etc. that are humanized animals. These fans dress as their favorite characters in costumes like cosplay or the type youd expect to see at Disneyland. The conventions are generally not sexually charged but there is a sexual subculture to furry fandom. Furries sometimes jump into fur piles and caress each other, either non-sexually or sexually. Sometimes you just need a hug. Other times you need a little more. Then theres yiffing, which is the word used to define this sexual activity.

tionship grievances on social media is not lost on anyone. But the number of tweets are truly staggering, bringing to light the problems social media is causing on relationships.

Too often people are saying terrible things about their exes on Facebook or lamenting they aren’t getting enough attention from their current companion via Twitter. In truth, as emotionally mature human beings, we should not have to turn to social media to find out our partner has a problem. Social media is clearly eroding our ability to communicate directly with the people we love.

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Yes, you read that right. Strip aerobics. And you thought working out with a stripper pole was sexy.

Strip aerobics is apparently the latest fad to hit living rooms and gyms. Its much like regular aerobics but you move in very sexy ways to work up a sweat. No, you dont have to remove your clothes but if you want to, no one will stop you, unless youre in public. Feel free to strip off that sweaty t-shirt when you work out at home alone or with your partner. An article I found on the subject also called it cardio striptease. Model and actress Carmen Electra has a strip aerobics DVD you can buy to try it out at home if youre too timid for the.

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Youve just spent some of your hard-earned cash on a new sex toy to enjoy by yourself or with your partner so you want to ensure that it lasts for as long as possible, right? Our How To Clean Male Sex Toys guide will talk you through the quick and easy ways to wash and store male masturbators, cock rings, sex dolls, anal toys, prostate massagers and bondage gear.

Male Masturbators?

Whether youve bought a pocket pussy?or other handheld masturbator sleeve, in principle the cleaning process is the same.

Usually made from smooth, soft and flexible TPE/TPR rubber or silicone, after use you should make sure that you wash your masturbator thoroughly with warm water and an antibacterial soap or sex toy cleaner.

Remove any battery operated parts (such as bullet vibrators) and manipulate the soft material to make sure that any fluid residue is washed away. Leave to air-dry or use a lint-free towel or cloth.

Fleshlight

The cleaning principle is the same with the entire?Fleshlight?range. Pull the soft masturbator sleeve from the outer casing and wash thoroughly. Allow to air-dry where possible. You may also need to use some corn-starch or Fleshlight Renewing Powder?to mainta.

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Welcome to the very first Fetish Friday! Every Friday we’re going to be delving into the kinky and exciting world of fetish and BDSM. What better way to end the working week than getting a little naughtier with leather, chains and dark desires.

For anyone unfamiliar with this particular scene, people who enjoy BDSM usually assume either a dominant or submissive role and engage in erotic practices such as restraints, role-playing and sometimes pain for pleasure. BDSM is largely about an exchange of power, and people really get off from either forfeiting all power or being authoritative.

On this first Fetish Friday we’re going to be looking at collars and why they’re so much more than just a fashion accessory.

A collar is something often worn by the submissive partner in a BDSM relationship to symbolize that he or she is owned by the dominant partner. If you’ve ever fantasised about being on your knees looking up at someone powerful, then you’re probably submissive and may just love wearing a collar.

Whilst for some the collar is worn only during role-play, others chose to engage in formal collaring ceremonies, not unlike a marriage ceremony, to symbolise the permanent ownership of the submissive by the dominant. Serious stuff right? Often people who enjoy BDSM are in comm.

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